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前几天发了小编论文被拒的文案，发现大家都很有共鸣。于是又让小编想起两三年前有次论文被拒，写的退稿理由是“请把一作改为二作”，身为一作的小编微微一笑，“你猜我改不改？”

想来大家一定也遇到过不少神奇的退稿理由，就做了一个小小的盘点，如有雷同，都是缘分。

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1. I was really looking forward to reading this manu, however this enthusiasm soon waned.

——本来兴高采烈，你的论文像是一盆冰水淋头泼下。

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2. While this study represents a substantial amount of work, it is not all that clear why the work was done.

——虽然论文里显示你做了很多很多工作，可这不是一个工作日记。

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3. I wish I could explain what is the purpose of the manu.

——我的智商还不足以理解你论文的深意。

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4. Authors wanted to make title catchy but actually finished trivial title, a la ‘Daily mail’

——想取个好标题是对的，但是请先多读点书。

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5. However I deplore the fact that this paper has been created at all.

——这个论文就不该被写出来。

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6. So many electrons worked so very very hard on this paper.

——整个研究工作只有电子们很努力。

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7. You are trying to do too much and end up accomplishing too little. It is a collection of good ideas that do not add up to or advance to any meaningful conclusion.

——你想做的太多了但实际做的却很少。科学不是空想家的世界。

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8. The discussion is inappropriate and the new content is generally poorly written。

——一派胡言毫无新意气死老夫。

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9. The team has generated the kind of gaudy, brobdignagian dataset that makes it such a curious and exciting time.

——癞蛤蟆穿上花衣服还是癞蛤蟆。

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10. It seems that the author is simply engaged in proprietary phrase coining – advancing a new term for a well-researched phenomenon.

——看来，作者是专有短语创造工作者 - 为一些深刻的现象提出新的术语。

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11. Moreover, it is unclear whether the effect is sufficiently important to warrant replication.

——我也不知道文章的结论有没有意义，那就先拒了你。

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12. It is worth saying that I am not convinced that you contribute to the evidence base in this paper.

——我才不信你做过这些工作呢，哼

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13. That’s not how science is done.

——你研究的可能是玄学。

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14. The authors conclusions not only contradict their own data but also the laws of thermodynamics.

——旁友，听说过永动机吗？

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15. I really don’t like to be harsh in my reviews, but…

——“可以说脏话吗？”

——“不行。”

——“那没事了。”

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16. While I think there is good reason to have performed this work, it does make for unexciting reading.

——语文是体育老师教的？

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17. Line 156-160; this is the only correct, sensible and interesting finding of the paper.

——全篇几万字只有四行不是瞎扯蛋。

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18. It feels a little bit like someone wanting to run a series of statistics.

——你企图成为一台计算机吗？

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19. Are the “10 random reps" chosen at random?

——你这十个随机选取对象是抓阄的吗？

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20. The authors need to add a level of puzzlement to their interpretations.

——你知道为什么《蒙娜丽莎》卖的比《沉睡的维纳斯》贵吗？

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21. One wonders whether the analysis was an exercise in using a cannon to open an unlocked door.

——你的分析过程简直是用一门大炮轰开一扇没锁的门。

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22. This work is only a maths game.

——只有我七岁的儿子有资格让我跟他玩数学游戏。

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23. Overall, I think this manu is a waste of time.

——写这个论文不如去帮妈妈多做点家务。

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24. Moreover, it is very difficult to see the actual contribution this manu will have.

——What’s the shit???